GREETINGS, MORTALS

Greetings, mortals.
I am the mighty WERDNA, lord of darkness.
And I'm new to the community, and just want to say, how much I enjoy being a member.
All of you are extremely helpful, and have answered the two questions that I've posted, quickly, and accurately.

I look forward, to being a member of Blitz, for a some time to come, and will contribute some of my games to the Blitz show case. Begining, with a fun little game, that I just finished, called Robo Attack.

Thanks for all your help mortals,

The mighty WERDNA.

Robo Attack - sorry - that is one of my games. You'll have to make another - renaming the game will not suffice.

Welcome to Blitz.

puki... ye shall fear the might WERDNA! >:|

Hello Andrew

What?

"Shagwana" has been missing for over a year and he comes back to greet "WERDNA".

I detect something is afoot.

"Andrew Haydn Grant"?

Somerville, US?

Andrew = WERDNA backwards.

Yes im back and im slowly getting back to grips with things.

Ah.

Is he "Andrew Haydn Grant" or not?

What difference does it make?

IM NOT ANDREW HAYDN GRANT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

Puki likes to find your IP address, then search for where you live...

Anyways, welcome :o)

Damn. He has nothing I need them.

I thought I might have struck lucky with some stuff I require.

Shaggy!






... and Werdna. Howdy.

Werdna boy..welcome to Blitz society and calm down...be good ya...

Hey, "WALNUT" - are you a Torque user?

Yes, something is; the attempted apocalypse. The enigmatic Shagwana has returned to offer his allegiance to the mighty WERDNA, so that they might take over and eventually destroy the world. BUT, they'll have to do that over the cold, dead bodies of Adam Novagen and the mighty Alpha League!!! ^_^

Seriously WERDNA, welcome to the site.

Indeed, Shagwana.
World Domination, is only a few days away.
For your loyalty, you are promoted to my second in command.
Also check out my new game ROBO ATTACK, In the Blitz Show Case.

can i join the alpha league?!! please.

Ok mortal,
But your rank will be dark sub-luitenant.
And world domination will take place in 3 days.
SO BE READY.

You have problems.

i said alpha team not yours. i want to join adam's team
p.s. no offence :)

No offense Takin, Mortal.

I'm having so much fun being a member:)
Chatting is fun.

And now it's 2 days till world domination by the way.

You are not a member. WERDNA, lord of darkness, is a member. Act your age and yourself.

@WERDNA: you're 13, right?

Um, no.
I'm 18 actually, and just like dorking around being WERDNA.

At some point I'm actually going to make a game starring the Mighty WERDNA himself.
This is kind of just practice, for his personality.

Don't worry Andrew, you'll get a girlfriend (or boyfriend) one day.

That's called a split personality, which you can get treatment for.

Meanwhile, maybe you could start yourself on the road to recovery by changing your name to "Andrew, lord of dorkness"?

By the way, does it have to be in captials?

It isnt bold or dynamic, its a pain in the cack pipe to read when mixing lower and uppercase, including the thread title.

'The Mighty Werdna: Lord of Darkness' isnt so in your face and distracts the name you are mirroring too.

My two cents

You think so? I suspect that most people would be scared by rather than attracted to his "Greetings mortals! I'm the Lord of Darkness." stick. And, of course, even if it worked, the relationship would be ruined by insecurity: who does she/he really love? Andrew of WERDNA?

I dont know... it probably will work on a sloshed up female tramp or something:-

"Hello pretty mortal, I am ZBAD: LORD OF LOVE, bow down before your great OVERLORD and give me the best [Insert Imagination Here]"

Could work!?! ;)

I think "Have this one washed and sent to my tent" would be more effective!

lol

Dabz

Fear not my fellow community, I will take "WALNUT" under my wing and nurture him.

Careful, Puki. I have a fear that your new Padawan may eventually out-puki you. The LARGENESS is strong with this one...

Who's really is the biggest dork here :oP

I have certainly missed a lot, since I last posted here,
and all I can say, to your rather clever comments. is,



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Dont take nothing personal Andrew, its only a bit of fun! :)

I'm not sure how many times I've been ripped to bits over the years on these forums and else where.

Gfk just recently told me I smell and should use Hai Karate instead of Tabac pit spray! ;)

He didnt mean it of course.... *Dabz ponders*

Dabz

I know you guys are just having fun,
and I really don't mind at all.
I actually think some of your comments are really funny:)
My most recent post here was supposed to be one massive LOL, but it looks like the computer screwed it up and it just came out as lines.

I just want to say again how much I like being a member here, everyone has been really helpful.

So thanks again mortals,

The Mighty Werdna,(The lord of darkness.)(Or Dorkness, as some would have it.)

Are you a social engineer?

welcome werdna - or whatever you want to be called....
- i hope to get back into blitz based creativeness soonish
myself..heh, then again ive been saying this for quite some
time now.. - goodluck with projects + hope you complete
them all. ;)

I think you should take it personally.

I think proclaiming to be the lord of darkness and spelling your name backwards has been overwhelmingly accepted as pathetic here.

To puki, No I'm not a social engineer.

To Defoc8, Thanks man, good luck to you too:)

To Rob Farley, LOL

Why would you "LOL" at that? I think you are just faking when you say that our comments are funny.


"Dont take nothing personal Andrew, its only a bit of fun! :)" actually means: "Do take everything personal Andrew, its only a bit of fun! :)" since there is a double negative. :P That was awfully "smart aleck"-ish. Is it right? I don't know.

WERDNA, learn to use the forum codes. They're in the faq eg. {code}{/code} but change the {} to []. Code tags will give you a monospaced font, like so.

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It is only a bit of fun, but it would be far funnier if you did take it personally. We've not had a good unhinged rant here in a while - probably not since Xylvan.

So, WERDNAndrew, feel free to tell us how you really feel. ;)

Welcome to BlitzBasic WERDNA.

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Hi, welcome, im LEINAD

@KRAM: nah that aint ascii art. THIS is 'ascii' art, oldskool style :P
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TYIgx6RxJ8s&feature=related

@Dan, nah that's typewriter art, he's writing over letters, which isn't the same as ascii art.

Edit.

I'm good at this and I don't need {code} thingies...



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The Mighty WERDNA, does NOT! take things personally.
Sorry mortals, and I DO think your comments are funny.
But....

If you want a fight mortals, then prepare for one!

The Mighty WERDNA, using his dark powers, puts an evil glitch in all of your games!

I am now responsible for all glitches that you might have in your games.

Take that! mortals.

P.S
World Domination will take place at 6 PM tommorow.

I'm bailing on this strange specimen. It's not worth helping.

Good. Now I can forward all customer support to you.