Caption competition

I will buy you a copy of the fantastic Grey Alien Framework (or $$ via paypal if you alreay have it) for the best caption for these photos (entries by end of day Sunday 27)

This is a photo (1) of my sister-in-law and new boyfriend.


Photo (2)


Try your best and please no holds-barred!

I get a page popping up telling me it can't store cookies so denies me access. It also states something about a shopping cart.

[edit] you fixed the link. :)

My caption would be, "Hold on love, we're just getting started"

:)

"Honestly dear, this is the new heimlich manoeuvre, just a couple of more thrusts and it'll be ejected"

"I told you that hole in the back of your jeans was a great idea"

"After all these years I finally get to be with Freddie Star"

"Don't move honey, I've just wet myself!"

"Man has woman-shaped growth on left fore-arm"

(changed since Qube swiped BOTH of mine!) :p


(by the way - didn't he used to be in Neighbours??)

'remember, the follow through is the most important part of the stroke.'

'So I grabbed the bear like this...and like this.'

'you're right, one side is bigger than the other!'

Fig 1. - Proper use of the Heimlich Maneuver

<edit> Sorry Qube, yours wasn't listed yet when I opened the topic...

...So, that would make him your brother, then? :-)

"Couple thrilled at making the finals of the Dry-Humping Championship".

"Damn it I do NOT have pitt stains".

"Super-glue couple find love instead of lawsuit".

Darkheart

"You're InMyPath"

Surely, his wife's sister's boyfriend? If the boyfriend was his brother, she wouldn't be any relation.

"Me and my Sugar-daddy - a diary in pictures"

"Earl Grey and Red Vamp"

Well I would, but I'm not that keen on getting banned for life.

Is this a hoax or something? What's with the copyright watermark anyway? ^_^

Do you also win the cash if you claim they're pix from a (commercial) image library? ;P

Calm down... Louise is a lovely girl and she is my wifes sister (and yes all three sisters are good looking especially my wife). This is not a hoax it's just those pictures made us (as a family) cringe and I love to know what you people think 'cause it tickles.

"
Platinum Rolex... $4,000.


High End Mercedes... $90,000.


Get-away in the Hamptons... $3,000,000.


Knowing you can pull in any young thing, at anytime... Priceless."

He is Lou Carpenter from Neighbours and I claim my five pounds.

"Daddy, are you sure this is normal behaviour?"

"Keep smiling. Maybe they won't notice our piercings have become intertwined."

'..hold me..kiss me..thrill me..'

:)

1: "I'll never regret having a C.U.N.T (Cosmetic Undercarriage Nob-head Transplant). My arse grapes have never looked so good, or in-fact so rugged!

2: My whole life has changed! Toilet-time can still be a challenge, my new ring-sculpture tends to grapple with me all the time, 'butt on the hole' people are always complimenting me on my fine, healthy-looking Butt-Berry. It's GREAT! Game of Twister anyone?

lol Naughty Alien

1) "...and then the choo-choo goes into the tunnel... oh s**t a camera, pretend we're posing"

2) The hills are alive, with the sound of music.

1) doing the back-skuttle
2) let the good times roll

"Aussie actor found wanding in the bush..."
"How to hide a public erection..."
"New pogostick..."

Photo 1: "It's great being rich."

Photo 2: "It's great being rich."

"Forced family fun ... what it meant before spending every holiday with relatives you love to hate."

everyone films the birth
were having the conception documented

Military hails new "nausea inducing" photos a complete success. Enemy troops found rolling in their own vomit.

SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!



I R NOT SIT-N-SPIN!

"I'm not just the president of Viagra..."


"I'm also a customer. ;) "

Live Public Performance of the Karma-sutra.

"You and me baby aint nothin' but Mamals..."

who's yer daddy??
oh.......

LOL! I vouch Jeremy winner....

(You KNEW people would take the piss like this, right? All in good nature of course!)

one of these people has false teeth. Its imposible to tell with new polygrip ultra!

Ok contest over, please wait whilst we deliberate :D

While you're deliberating I'd like to say that I've always admired your hard work and consider you top of the ranks when it comes to coding.

I consider you a loveing friend.

I'm not trying to sway your decision on who gets the $20 by the way.

I'll be your biatch if you want.

This one made me laught the most. I'd hideously offensive haha :-)

Damn, over already?

I have been racking my brain trying to think of the best one possible caption.

Will you guys settle for a really lame joke instead?

Ok... Lets see...

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels!!!

I hope you at least consider me

Hello.

Sadly, late entry (snigger)

Indiepath? No, in dee dirt-tack!

Goodbye.

I know it's over but just for fun.

1. "If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise!"

2. "News headline: Woman screams for help as she is mauled by bear."

Even after retirement, Duke Nukem can still pull the birds.

1. She's thinking, "I'll do a lot more for money, this isn't nuthin'!"

2. Obviously he keeps his wallet in a pocket up on his shoulder. She's reaching for it. Odd place for a fellow to keep his wallet...

I don't have GA's framework but I'd take the $$$ instead...sorry lol.

Okay - I'm laughing my arse off so much I've gotta let this run the course. The official judge is away until tomorrow so keep the comments coming :P until then :)

Hello.

"Hey babe, I got wood! Wanna spin on the teutonic totem?"
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Pic 1:
"I just need to check to see if you've got an outy"
Pic 2:
"Hurray, you haven't"
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Foresst Hump
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Tranny-Prison-Love Vol II: Love on the Outside.

I'd better stop before I go too far.

Goodbye.

Oh golly i still have a chance!
uhh...uhh.....
GOT IT!

Where does a one armed man shop? At a second hand store!

HAHAHAHA!
Not much to do with the picture, but its still funny... right? :)

1. "We're going camping, see you later!"

2. "I like a man with a strong back!"

Photo2: Winnie the Poo finds love. (Take another look and you'll see what I mean)

"Cost of fantasizing about a hot younger woman...... Free.


"Cost of having enough money to make her fantasize about you...... Priceless. ;)"

you're my wife now dave

Is this compo over now?

Pic 1: Just another typical Father & Daughter day here in Alabama.

Pic 2: At age 10 young Timmy asked his parents why this picture was the first in his baby book. His parents replied, "In a few more years, we'll explain it to you."

Is this a joke?

*bumpy bump*

Did I win, did I win? - ummm has anyone won this?

www.doggers-reunited.com

"Outer Hebrides father and daughter set to marry.... each other!"

"I bet she wont be smiling when she has to empty his incontinent bag in 5 years time."

"The best way to hide wood in a forest"

"Happy mid-life crisis"

"Just For Men, not me, I spend all my money on brown jumpers"

"Just For Men, not me, I spend all my money to keep her"

I have loads! ;)

Dabz

Yeah Tim, who won? I have a framework waiting here for the winner...

good one!

"When court injunctions dont work!"

"When rhinoplasty goes bad!"

"WWE's Rumble in the Jungle MMVIMIIIIVVII.V"

"They originally busted two cameras, now the photographer has to use a army issue one."

"Ken and Barbie, where did it all go wrong?"

hehehe

Dabz

"Major Tom F. Oolery tries out the new super-realistic inflatable girlfriend which will soon be available to all love-sick troops abroad"

lol@grey

Photo 1: No lewd comments please, she's my daughter.

Photo 2: No, seriously. I like to keep it in the family.