101 Great Computer Quotes

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Snarkbait
 #1
http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/


56. “Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)

58. “PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.”
(Jon Ribbens)

puki
 #2
A computer is like a sausage, in that it cannot fly, drive a lorry, wee on a cat or climb curtains. However, like a sausage, it is best with chips.

"puki" (The greatest Blitzer whoever lived) - 11/01/2008


CS_TBL
 #3
Windows Vista is like puki: largeness and lots of media.

"CS_TBL" (The reincarnation of those aren't even born yet, thus: 'the omni') - 12/01/2008

:D

Sledge
 #4
72. “If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
(Robert Sewell)

Nice one Robert!

jfk EO-11110
 #5
My favorite:
19. “The Internet? Is that thing still around?”
(Homer Simpson)

But hey they forgot probably the best one:

There are 10 sorts of people: those who understand BOOLEAN and those who don't.

CS_TBL
 #6
The "Black holes are where God divided by zero" isn't present in that list.. shame!

EdzUp[SD]
 #7

Windows Vista is like puki: largeness and lots of media.



As long as its from Microsoft as nothing else works without loads of tweaking LOL