Simple Quiz that I totally failed...

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I saw this on a site earlier and failed each one of them. Each questions is based off the previous one. Remember, keep it simple.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attended except one. Which animal did not attend the conference?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Remember, you just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across it. Have you not been listening to anything I’ve said? All of the crocodiles are attending the animal conference called by the Lion King. This tests whether you learn quickly from your previous mistakes.


How did everyone else do?

This is how i would have answered :

1&2 Take a chainsaw, and a log grinder. Make mincemeat out of both. It is after all the only way you would fit either of those two in a standard fridge.

3 The one he ate for breakfast?

4 Cut a tree down. conference or not, i wouldnt be swimming there!

How did everyone else do?


I remember hearing #1 and #2 as jokes at least 25 years ago. :-?

I would have failed #1 and #2.
I got #3.
On #4, I said ride on the top of the giraffe's head across the river, but of course I missed that one as well.