LOLCODE

If you like the cat pics with funny captions, this is the programming language for you. It's cute, but after about a week you'd probably go completely insane <g>: http://lolcode.com

I can't imagine programming anything bigger than about 10 lines of code with that. Just reading the examples makes me angry.

Its Chav Code \o/

oooohhh I can see my new game now (Burberry Burger Run)

iz var counter empty
init geez
snatch burgers n run :)
nah full
kick his head in !!!
else Look Ard with M8ts

Finally, something beats PHP and the forum codes.

Awfully looks like COBOL with leetspeak :(

Boing Boing has a pic which sort of suggests what an error message might be like:

LOL