Google Paper (April Fools?)

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http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

Ye or Nay?

I nearly didn't comment. But definitly an april fool. There's no way Google would print off emails on paper and send to you.

> Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer
> organic soybean sputum

Of course it's NOT an April Fool.

This might be useful for business or something - so is it just like a hard-copy of emails and stuff?

unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica.

Sounds fair.

MP3 and WAV files will not be printed.

How lazy! Surely they could transcribe songs into musical notation with printed lyrics, use voice recognition for speech files, and have printed sound effects for other audio files.

Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum

So it can serve as a meal in a pinch... very handy.

I plan to email the entire Wikipedia to myself one page at a time and thus get a printed version. Win!

http://www.google.com/tisp/
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

haha pretty good :-)

I laughed my socks off when I read the bottom of the install page:


TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.



Dear oh dear. :)

Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed.


Oh that's priceless! Don't ever lose that sense of play, Google.

For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.


I'm still chuckling.

this made me chuckle:

Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.


EDIT:

Drew, just seen your post, seems we have a similar sense of humor and vocabulary LOL!

I fell for it. :/
It's the same thing every year. I avoid every attempt at fooling me just to be fooled a couple of minutes before midnight. :P

But do they deliver to the google Moonbase?

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

And will they Pigeonrank your emails in order of importance?

http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html