most shocking April 1st joke

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http://www.blitzforum.de/

Windows Vista is a fantastic OS.

I just projectile vomited all over my keyboard. Brb getting a wetnap.

LOL! Hilarious.

I never knew there was a DB Portal. Not sure what it says as it is in German.

Summat about sausages.

it says: the former german blitz portal is changing completely to darkbasic, due to several things like dbp being more future oriented, lack of support from mark and his crew, BMax being the biggest disappointment ever, the lack of creativity of the community members, dbp being much comfortable, better support from the developers and so on ....

One really doesn't know for sure if it's an april joke or not ;)

We'll see for sure in the next couple of days, hehehe

Yeah, it's funny...


...but only if they change back. :o)

No it's funny either way. Although if they don't change back it's just not intentionally funny. :o>

Are you sure this is a joke? theres a lot of work gone into it for a simple april fool.

Im not really sure if this is a joke or not...

none of us (i´m one from the german site) really know, whats going on... some already said that the will leave...

its really irritating

We are a too serious community to make jokes I fear.
As Dan correctly saw, the graphics took our team a fair amount of time.

Tankbuster So, Apr 01, 2007 13:23
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HAHA! *totlach*
DER IST ABER ECHT GUT!

It 'might' be funny if it wasn't only in German but since most people here speak English (it's an English forum) I think the joke has been lost somewhat.

Even when you can german this isn´t funny:

answering with a qoute:

HAHA! *to kill oneself laughing*
THIS IS A REAL GOOD ONE

its a genial joke from the german forum , i like it a lot

Ich mußte nicht so arg lachen, aber immerhin wurde ich so auf die Seite überhaupt erst aufmerksam. :O)

Mein Deutsche ist schlect, aber mein Blut ist Deutsches!

See you at Oktoberfest 2007 in Hamburg.

for anyone that cannot be arsed:-

first news post


This side deals with the computer language DarkBASIC. This language is intended for the development of plays with DirectX support and for a light entrance friendly to beginner optimized.



and the link points too a sentence that reads:


The info area is adapted during the next days and is provided for DarkBASIC.



second news post:


Dear Community!
I have a gigantic surprise for you.
After long brooding, weighing of the advantages and disadvantages the administration has resolved on flash to turn the back and to turn DarkBASIC. One of the principal reasons for the decision was the developments defective last with BMax, former hope. Against it DarkBASIC promises substantially more comfort and also on the part of the developers more support.
In addition, missfällt for a long time the "refusal to work" and the lack of creativity with some Community members. At all work which is put in the main entrance one has to be used the feeling, because barely comes back a little bit. The new Community should be development-oriented. The small talk should be limited and not like last to the Thread " for all questions on which I no answer knows " neglected.
Now it should become a complete new beginning. Hence, all projects were removed, because they were not programmed in DarkBASIC. This main entrance will be accessible time-long still under blitzforum.de ones, however, on given occasion we will move on darkbasicportal.de.
We would be glad if the productive among you could resolve to us to follow.
With hope for a better future,
Mr. Hyde for the main entrance administration



good read,but after trying DarkBasic myself,it isnt half as productive as blitzmax imo

so if it is a april fools,i couldnt care less

was quite funny

Und ich dachte immer das Oktoberfest, das ich ab und wann mal besuche, sei hier in München; so kann man sich dann doch täuschen! ;O)

HA..HA..HA..!

http://www.blitzforum.de/

:P

So hands up, who thought they'd jumped over the wall then?
(I was starting to believe :/ )

We just planned to change the logo and wrote a news and then it became its own live. Everyone was wondering and startet crying when we told them that it is serious. Then someone asked at the german DB-board if it is true and their webmaster played our game. From there on it became better and better... It was so funny to see all those guys crying. :D
I never thougth, that you can sell them such a poor joke as serious...

Taumel, probably he meant the "Chaos Days" in Hamburg <:) Not exactly the same, but hey - a lot of beer's involved anyway. München is however not in germany, but in bavaria :°

Don't tell me where i'm living!

Geographically Bavaria lies within Germany. Emotionally it's not always the case for some of it's inhabitants but that's another story.

One bottle of Augustiner Edelstoff beside me...almost emtpy now... :O)

quote: München is however not in germany, but in bavaria

was of course a joke. Polizei, Sie san festgnumme. :P

You must have drunken more than me, so i suggest arrest him officer. ;O)

Yepp yepp, that joke was definitely funny :-)

I always knew my Dark Basic Community Account from my past would be of some use some day, but who would have thought that it would be that funny ^^