Gamers Have Sex More Often!

I've just read this on Games Press. A news item that looks more like an ad for Gametart game rental site but is still funny enough to be shared:

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It’s official – women who play video games have sex more often! Gametart, the UK’s largest online games rental company, carried out the survey throughout January to see how the recent influx of the likes of Pink PSPs and DS Lites would affect gamers’ sex lives across the country.

The results were surprising.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.

Gamers have never had it so good!
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If gamers are having so good, just imagine what's happening to game authors... ;)

Barney

Yeah, that's the women. The men who play video games have sex 4.3 times a year ;)

Not me though, I don't play games :)

Unless you factor in "self love", in which case your average, fat, nerdy, socially-stunted male gamer...

4.3 times a day?

And Penny told me the repetitive strain injury was from playing match-3!

Gotta wonder about that 0.3... ;)

Wow, they were able to get ahold of all 200 women around the world that play games?

The reason they get it so much is because the ratio of women to men in video games. I used to go to LAN parties, and rarely was there a woman present. But when there was, she was the main attraction of all the geeks/hormonal driven teens. It was like die hard video gamers figure that because there is a woman, that his destiny is to show her that she has but one purpose being at that function where the ratio is so high.

It's because she has many nerds to choose from, most of which have no clue how to actually please her, thus the 4.3 a week.

This is stupid, the younger ones are more likely to be playing a video game, and are also likely to be having sex more frequently.

I'm sure it will be with Valentines day tomorrow ;)

The 0.3 is 3 teases at 0.1 each.

..oh my...now I know my secret with those Japanese chicks..

So the moral of the story is: For more sex buy your girlfriend Nintendo DS.

Actually the survey is misleading.

1) The women who had sex 4.3 times a week (average) because of playing games may of indeed been so bored they decided anything is better than playing. Hence the higher rate.

2) If the survey had been on wanting something it would of been on average every day until they got what they were after ;) *duck and run for cover*

Actually...i think the question is, who do all these women have sex with? They all can't possibly be men.....








Ok ok...I know I know....i'll shut up now. :p

Interestingly the majority of female gamers are older than 30 if you go by the casual market.

30 is the sexual peak. Interesting and all that..

Waiting for some more surveys:

* Game-programmers have better sex then everyone else
* Big beerdrinking men will live 3,4 years longer than the average
* 40% of blitzusers think Max3D will be released before Duke Nukem Forever

lol...we should make that an official poll!