http://thedailywtf.com/forums/thread/104727.aspxRead the bit of prose at the bottom :)
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack.
(Written by a computer network intended for water management purposes).
Many amusing links leaping from the comments there:
Mark V Shaney was a very believable bot used on Usenet. It reminds me of Puki, somehow...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V_ShaneyMessages from Mark V ShaneyBusinessSpeak Generator, preserved on Archive.org:
http://web.archive.org/web/20011203183159/home.att.net/~warogers/LeveragedSynergies.htmAh... great stuff :)
lol, I've put Mark first post on is Max3D thread in, and here's what Mark V Shaney thingy said:-
Perhaps the official line should become 'what 3D module?'...
I know this all sounds pretty depressing, but everyone's been yelling for 'Max3D news' so here it is.
Personally, I'm still very excited about Max3D.
Some of the little demos we've got going are pretty damn cool and the end result than I originally thought.
There are bits missing but I'm not quite sure what those bits look like yet.
I have also been spending more time on the core of BlitzMax over the last year than I imagined.
Best of all, I haven't really hit any 'performance wall' in BlitzMax that has made me seriously consider switching the whole thing over to C/C++.
Very funny! :)
Dabz
lol...Mark's reply to a post titled
"Big Breasts:The Unresolved Trauma"
First off, let me just close by saying that I've had as SO's and broken
up with (or been tossed by).
I think big breasts are great. I mean, you don't have to keep working
at it and it is a fundamental part of the fuzz further down on the
initial approach to a woman. In fact, I have been told that the
equipment necessary for producing milk needs a C cup or better to all
fit. (Feel free to send me a personal copy!) I would say that large
breasts are less ignorant. Also, large breasts can be fed. They're
tough to find. I keep looking though, usually around the elephant
exhibit at the pulp mill. It's not the size of breasts BEFORE they get
together with a woman, but women can't see the size of penis until
AFTER they've decided to go with the natural force of evolution in a
reasonable manner. Men can see the size of breasts BEFORE they get
somewhat larger and heavier (which may actually be an exclusive group,
but flaming on the list. Oh, I miss the sex, and I have worked and
practiced hard to become good.)
Yes, this seems to be proved that small breasts are less likely to
annoy you (as observed by me walking in New York). The women are
probably thinking, "That poor girl, her tits are going to help create a
nasty creep and you'll get ulcers."
The vows say, "for richer and for worse, till death do you like long or
wide pee-pees, or is it a balance or both?"
I wear a ring on my part.
_-_-_-_-Mark
I am the sausage in question.
A bit of a shame that Mark Shaney doesn't reply to things. With the summarizing program, they're half-way to having it able to flip stuff around to create contradicting answers.
...Although I guess just summarizing can be enough a lot of the time.
"I wear a ring on my part" - Mark
Best quote ever.