To translate puki code into realpeak...
"I won't have a great weekend " --
In essences of Anglish this means: Tray this SQL structured Database engine :
http://www.mysql.org/ and of cource there is always the MS Jet Engine... a different approach would be located at:
http://java-source.net/open-source/database-engines which lists many of the JAVA approaches.
and
"nobody likes me. I've even stopped talking to myself." --
In the alternate essences of puki Anglish means:
I have played with a few of the JAVA engines. In documentation and the ability to find
SOMEONE that maight understand your problem I would choose JET since obviously you could import from Access with a click... as far as the JAVA versions are concerned: I think APACHE DERBY, or HYPERSONIC are tasty...
You see... with puki you must read between the lines