The BlitzVinci Code

OMG!!!1! Look at this:



[Archangel] Gabriel talking to AngelDaniel. But that's only the tip of the iceberg...

Blitz is written by "Mark" aided by three others, whom we're expected to believe all just happen to be named "Simon" (some would say that there are only two Simons, but I have knowledge of the secret third one). Those are clearly simple aliases (as in "Simple Simon") for their real names: Matthew, Luke, and John!

We're living in The End Times, people - as clearly shown by how often that very word appears in Blitz: End, End Select, End Method, End Function, etc.

Aieee!!!11!!

/no, not really :)

lol - thats funny

Oh hey, that's pretty good. Nice find.

< !hcum oot swonk MlledneW :leinaDlegnA ot etoN >

What are you smoking?

I want to be a sheep called "Dave" and I will have a golden egg-timer for which I can measure time and stuff - I will be an exciting sheep and will be able to fly and talk.

For it was written in thy Holy BlitzMax module...

If CurrentDate$()="06 JUN 2006" Then world.EndNow()

:S

for God Sake!!!

:)

--Mike

There's more, the nest post in your picture above
are posted by H&K. In norwegian (and some other
languages) "Christ" is spelled with the letter "K",
so the subtle code must be "Holy Christ" !!!

Hey, that's nothing.

If you extract every 3rd byte from the Bmax compiler into a new file, you end up with a free copy of Dark basic!

Incredible!

LOL

I'd like to pronounce this to be the gayest topic ever. :)

( sends evil albino owl assassin to deal with this )


The AntiBlitz!


I've seen your website (great stuff), so I accept this as high praise. :)

My site is shit, NOT gay! ;)

> (great stuff)

I see what you did there! :)

lil girl in the first row... spell ENAY for me...

yes sir... uhhh, 6... 6... 6...

verrrry good young lady... i see you can interpret the code well...


--Mike

You Mike are 333, three threes.

you, dear boy, clearly have no appreciation for the code...

lil girl in the first row, bring me over that bottle of holy water will ya... better yet, bring me all those bottles of holy water...

it's time to baptize this sinna...

*** sticks 666's head under the holy waters till he gags for air ***


--Mike

WOW! 3 stars! How cute.

shadddup and be purified you sanctimonious fool

devil be gone!!! devil be gone!!!!

:)

--Mike

Now it's 3 exclamation marks!

oh this one's gonna be a tough one... the devils got a strong hold on him...

did ya see his head spin around as he typed that last post...

i dunno if Tom Hanks is gonna be enough for this sinna... looks like we're gonna need the Excorcist!!!

--Mike

The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you

The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you

The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you
The power of god compells you

yes!!! i think we did it!!!

his head stopped rotating...

... but he's still talkin in tongues.

--Mike

Dampes8n, it was "The power of Christ compells you" :)

amen

REPENT!

[Charlton Heston Voice] AND THOU Shalt be Saaaved![End Charlton Heston Voice]

Heston rules. I met him and we had a great chat.

I don't know if this is sad but I think I've seen all his films.

'Ben-Hur' and 'The Ten Commandments' were my fav. But that's probably because I believe in God.

awww, cmon A... The Ten Commandments was a sci fi flic... the landing pad for the alien ships on top of the mountain... the burning bush was a survellience cam light...

:)

--Mike

REPENT!

Qube, I was trying to be inclusive... sheesh... :P

Heston made a better moses then moses did.


"You'll have to pry these tablets from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!"

I agree with red.... Look at all the sci-fi he did? Soylent Green, Planet of the Apes. Ten commandmends was great... I like the part where the mother ship fires balls of flame down on the primative ape men.

Tithing. That's the way to go.

Want to start a religion? Don't rely on handouts, tax'em 10% from the start and you're on your way...

see.. when ever I started my first religion no one wanted to join it.... so I tried the free thing.. and I got a few followers... I gave up on it tho... I realized they would never give me money... I'm not sure how L Ron Hubbard or the catholic church managed it.... Freaking amazing confidence games.

actually, both The Ten Commandments, and Ben Hur are amongst my favorites A...

no matter how many times i watch em... i never get tired of em.

--Mike

I haven't seen either of them. :O

Nice to see some good conspiracy topics around here!

Hello.

Charlton Heston put his vest on.

Goodbye.

Charleton Heston has spent over 1/2 his movie career not wearing pants... Thats what he says anyway!

SoggyP

STUMP!

Big Bottom! I've got that single on vinyl!

Hello.

:o)

Goodbye.