the hideous, ugly, god-awful content of the site
Oh come on, quit being so nice. The site has a flash logo with lightning, animated ad buttons, a lava background, hell raiser dvd covers, and screenshots that look like my six-year-old drew them with her crayons, and the one shot with the nancy-kerrigan-toothed-alien looks oddly like billboarded sprites as opposed to a 3d model.
This is a site designed by the ghosts of Picaso and Salvador Dali while they were hopped up on goofballs.