UK vs. US

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Old topics I know...

But what are some major US/UK differences in language? Like color/colour, etc.

I reside in US so I'm not very sure (isn't that another? vary/very)

I predict lockage or deletage.

Nah, this is handy for people making games that are compatible with proper English as well as barbarian English ;)
I may make use of this information myself, since I prefer proper English, but will have to make it compatible with the barbarians. Has anyone looked into asking Windows what country the computer is located in, or what its language setting is?


(Proper / Barbaric)
Colour / Color
Neighbour / Neighbor

There's more!!....

Edit:
Woah! I just realized there's United in the names of both those countries... So boring :(

WHOH, BARBARIC? Lets not through around harsh words buddy... remeber there is a larger economy over here and a larger market for games. Including indie. So watch it!

OMG, Proper/Barbaric?
Get off of it already.
Extra silent letters are asinine.

Just make it:
UK/US

(isn't that another? vary/very)
No. Different words.
very = much of
vary = differ

UK/US
Torch/Flashlight
Petrol/Gas

Zucchini Courgette

WHOH, BARBARIC? Lets not through around harsh words buddy

Hehe, just kidding :)
I use a few non-UK words, too. (Such as Gas and Flashlight)
Besides, at this point, we are all speaking a completely different language from the original English... (Does anyone even know how to use Thy and Thee anymore?)

Wolron: I think you misspelled Petrol.

Zucchini Courgette

WTF?

Well it is a "very" useful thing in games and all to understand exactly what you are refering to. Like, if you said "torch" I think of a medievil fire on a large stick. Petrol to me, is just oil. And zucchini, is a vegatable.

But thy, and thee is odd. Thy i think is in reference to yourself and thee is in reference to someone else. As in, Thy ponders the differences in thees language. And in old english you use cool words like solutations (or however you spell it)

neighbour / neighbor
colour / color
civilisation / civilization (And the same for a bunch of other words with the same ending)
aluminium / aluminum
grey / gray

Numbers:
US: million, billion, trillion, quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion
UK: million, milliard, billion, billiard, trillion, trilliard, quadrillion
So some of the numbers are written the same, but a few orders of magnitude larger in one country.

cars:
bonnet / hood
boot / trunk
lorry / truck
tyre / tire

fag / cigarette

Here's a list I found with some googling:

American                              English
--------                              -------

A

account                               bill/account
adhesive tape                         sticking plaster
aisle                                 gangway
AM radio                              Medium wave
antenna                               aerial (radio/TV)
apartment/unit                        flat
apartment hotel                       service flats
apartment house                       block of flats
awaken someone (to)                   knock up

B

baby bed/crib                         cot/crib
baby carriage/baby buggy              pram (perambulator)
back-up lights                        reversing lights
balcony (theater)                     gallery
band-aid                              elastoplast/plaster
barrette                              hairslide
baseboard                             skirting board
bathe (v.)                            bath
bathrobe                              dressing gown
bathtub                               bath
bell pepper                           green pepper
biscuit                               scone-like thing (no equivalent)
bill                                  bank note
billfold                              wallet (mens)
billion=thousand million              billion=million million
black top                             tarmac
bobbie pin                            hair grip/kirby grip
bomb (disaster)                       bomb (success)
booth (telephone)                     kiosk (telephone/cigarette)
brass knuckles                        knuckle duster
broil                                 grill
buffet                                sideboard
bureau                                chest of drawers
business suit                         lounge suite

C

call/phone                            ring up/phone
call collect                          reverse charges
can                                   tin
candy                                 sweets/chocolate
candy store                           sweet shop/confectioner
caravan                               convoy
carnival                              fair (fun)
change purse/small wallet (womens)    purse
charged (goods bought)                put down/entered
check (restaurant)                    bill
checkers                              draughts
check room                            cloakroom
cheese cloth                          butter muslin/cheese cloth
chicory                               endive
chips (potato)                        crisps
cigarette                             fag
city/municipal government             corporation
closet                                cupboard
closet (hanging clothes)              wardrobe
clothes pin                           clothes peg
collar button                         collar stud
collar stay                           collar stiffener
comforter                             eiderdown
concert master                        leader
conductor (train)                     guard
connect (telephone)                   put through
cookie                                biscuit (sweet)
corn starch                           corn flour
cotton batting/absorbing cotton       cotton wool
cotton candy                          candy floss
cracker                               biscuit (unsweetened)
crazy bone                            funny bone
cream of wheat                        semolina
cross-walk                            pelican crossing
cuffs (pants)                         turn-ups (trousers)
custom made                           bespoke/made to measure

D

davenport/sofa                        sofa
dead-end                              cul-de-sac
deck (cards)                          pack
delivery truck                        van
denatured alcohol                     methylated spirits
derby                                 bowler/hard hat
desk clerk                            receptionist
dessert                               pudding/dessert
detour                                diversion
diaper                                nappy
dime store/five and ten               Woolworth's
directory assistance                  directory enquiries
dishes, do the                        wash up
divided highway                       dual carriageway
downtown                              centre (city/business)
draft                                 conscription
drapes                                curtains
dresser                               chest of drawers
druggist                              chemist
drugstore/pharmacy                    chemist's shop
drygoods store                        draper
dump (n. and v.)                      tip
dungarees                             jeans
duplex                                semi-detached

E

editorial                             leader
eggplant                              aubergine
electric cord/wire                    flex
elevator                              lift
endive                                chicory
engineer (train)                      driver
eraser                                rubber/india rubber
erector set                           meccano (tradename)
eyeball (v.)                          visually position

F

faculty                               staff
fag or faggot                         homosexual
fall                                  autumn
faucet                                tap
fender                                wing/mudguard
first balcony                         upper circle
first floor                           ground floor
flashlight                            torch/flashlight
floor lamp                            standard lamp
floor walker                          shop walker
FM radio                              VHF
freeway/super highway                 motorway
freight truck                         goods truck
french fries                          chips
freshman (at university)              1st year undergraduate
front desk (hotel)                    reception

G

garbage/trash                         rubbish
garbage can/ash can/trash can         dustbin/bin
garter belt                           suspender belt
garters                               suspenders
gas                                   petrol
gas station                           filling station
gear shift                            gear lever
generator                             dynamo
German shepherd/police dog            alsation
goose bumps                           goose pimples
grade                                 class/form
grade crossing                        level crossing
green thumb                           green fingers
ground wire                           earth wire/earth

H

hamburger bun                         bap
hamburger (meat)                      mince
hamburger                             beefburger
hardware store                        ironmonger
hat check girl                        cloakroom attendant
homely - ugly                         homely - pleasant
hood (car)                            bonnet
hope chest                            bottom drawer
hotdog bun                            bridge roll
housewares                            hardware
hutch                                 Welsh dresser

I

incorporated                          limited
intermission                          interval

J

jail                                  gaol/jail
janitor                               caretaker/porter
jello                                 jelly
jelly/jam                             jam
jelly roll                            Swiss roll
jock                                  a keen athelete (from jockstrap)
jump rope                             skipping rope
junior                                3rd year (school)

K

kerosene                              paraffin
knickers                              plus-fours
knock up                              make pregnant

L

laundromat                            laundrette
lawyer/attorney                       solicitor
leader                                leading article in newspaper/
                                      1st violin in orchestra
lease/rent                            let
legal holiday                         bank holiday
license plate                         number plate
Life Savers (candy)                   Polos (fruit version)
lima bean                             broad bean (similar to)
line (n.)                             queue
line-up                               identification parade
liquor                                spirits
liquor store                          off licence/wine merchant
liverwurst                            liver sausage
living room                           sitting room/lounge/
                                         drawing room/living room
lobby/foyer                           foyer
long distance                         trunk call
lost and found                        lost property
love seat                             settee
lumber room                           box room

M

M&Ms/Resses Pieces (candy)            Smarties
mail (n.)                             post
mail box/mail drop                    pillar box
mailman                               postman
make reservations                     book
Mars Bar (candy)                      Topic
meat grinder                          mincer
median strip/divider                  centre reservation
mezzanine/loge                        dress circle
Milky Way (candy)                     Mars Bar
molasses                              black treacle
mollybolt                             rawlplug
monkey wrench                         spanner
mopboard                              skirting board
motorbike                             moped
motorcycle                            motorbike/motorcycle
mountain oyster                       cooked testicles of a sheep or bull
movie                                 film
movie house/theater                   cinema
moving van                            pantechnicon/removal van
muffler (car)                         silencer
mutual fund                           unit trust

N

newsdealer/news stand                 newsagent
nightstand                            truncheon
notions                               haberdashery

O

odometer                              mileometer
office (doctor's/dentist's)           surgery
oil pan                               sump
one way ticket                        single ticket
orchestra seats                       stalls
outlet/socket                         point/power point
overalls                              dungarees
overpass                              flyover

P

pacifier                              dummy
package                               parcel
paddle (ping pong)                    bat
panty hose/nylons                     tights
pantry                                larder
pants/slacks                          trousers/slacks
parka                                 anorak
parking lot                           car park
pass (vehicle, etc.)                  overtake/pass
pavement                              road surface
pedestrian crossing                   zebra crossing
penitentiary/prison                   prison
period                                full-stop
person-to-person                      personal call
phonograph/record player              gramophone/record player
pig in a blanket                      sausage roll
pit (fruit)                           stone
pitcher                               jug
plexiglas                             perspex
pocket book                           handbag purse
pocket knife                          pen knife
pollywog/tadpole                      tadpole
popsicle                              iced lolly
pork and liver meatball               faggot (normally fried)
pot holders/gloves                    oven gloves/cloth
powdered sugar/confectioner's sugar   icing sugar
precinct                              district
president (business)                  chairman
principal                             headmaster/mistress
private school                        public school/private school
private school gofer                  fag
public school                         state school
pull-off                              lay-by
pullman/sleeper                       sleeping car
pump (shoe)                           court shoe
purse/pocketbook                      handbag

R

raincheck                             postponement
raincoat                              mackintosh
raisin                                sultana
realtor                               estate agent
rear view mirror                      wing mirror
recess                                break (school)
restroom                              toilet/cloakroom/
                                         public convenience
rhinestone                            diamante
roast                                 joint (meat)
robin (large red-breasted bird,       robin (small red-breasted bird,
  symbol - first sign of spring)               symbol of Christmas)
roller coaster                        big dipper
roomer                                lodger
round trip ticket                     return ticket
rubber                                condom
rubber cement                         cow gum
rubbing alcohol                       surgical spirit
run (for public office                stand
rutabaga/turnip                       swede

S

sack lunch                            packed lunch
sales clerk/sales girl                shop assistant
scab                                  blackleg
scallion                              spring onion (similar)
schedule                              time-table
scotch tape                           sellotape
scratch pad                           scribbling pad/block
second floor                          first floor
sedan                                 saloon car
semester (school - 2 in a year)       term (3 in a year)
senior                                4th year (school)
sewer pipe/soil pipe                  drain (indoor)
shade (window)                        blind
sheers/under drapes                   net curtains
sherbet                               ice/sorbet
shoestring                            bootlace/shoelace
shorts/jockey shorts                  briefs
shorts (underwear)                    pants
shot (injection)                      jab
shredded (coconut)                    desiccated
sideburns                             sideboards
sidewalk                              pavement/footpath
sled                                  sledge/toboggan
slice (bacon)                         rasher
slingshot                             catapult
smoked herring                        kipper
snaps                                 press studs
sneakers/tennis shoes                 gym shoes/plimsolls/tennis shoes
Snickers (candy)                      Marathon
soccer                                football/soccer
soda cracker                          cream cracker
spatula/pancake turner                fish slice
spool                                 cotton reel
squash                                marrow (similar)
stand in line/line up                 queue
station wagon                         estate car
stop light/traffic signal/
                   stop signals       traffic lights
stove                                 cooker
straight (drink)                      neat
stroller                              pushchair
sub-division                          housing estate
subway                                tube/underground
suspenders                            braces
sweater/pullover                      jumper/sweater/pullover
Swing-arm/Architect's lamp            Anglepoise lamp

T

tag                                   label
take-out                              take-away
tea cart                              tea trolley
Texas gate                            cattle grid
thread                                cotton
Three Muskateers (candy)              Milky Way
thumb tack                            drawing pin
tic-tac-toe                           noughts and crosses
time payment/installment plan         hire purchase
toilet/john/bathroom                  lavatory/toilet/w.c.
top (car)                             roof/hood
traffic circle                        roundabout/island
trailer/camper/mobile home            caravan
tractor trailer truck/semi            articulated lorry
tramp/call girl/hooker/street walker  prostitute/tart/whore
truck                                 lorry
truck stop                            transport cafe
trunk/rear deck (car)                 boot
tube                                  valve
two weeks                             fortnight

U

undergraduates:
  freshman                            1st year undergraduate
  sophomore                           2nd year undergraduate
  junior                              3rd year undergraduate
  senior                              4th year undergraduate
undershirt                            vest
underwear (washing)                   smalls

V

vacation                              holiday
vacuum (v.)                           hoover
vacuum cleaner                        hoover
valence                               pelmet
VCR                                   Video
vest                                  waistcoat

W

wall to wall                          fitted carpet/wall to wall
wash cloth                            face flannel
wash up                               wash your hands
water heater (electric)               immersion heater
water heater (gas)                    geyser
weather stripping                     draught excluder
wharf/pier                            quay (pron. 'key')
white lima been                       butter bean
windbreaker                           windcheater
windshield                            windscreen
wire                                  telegram
with or without?
          (milk/cream in coffee)      black or white?

Y

yard                                  garden

Z

zero                                  nought
zip code                              postal code
zucchini                              courgettes



              ENGLISH - AMERICAN
              ------------------

English                               American
-------                               --------

A

aerial (radio/TV)                     antenna
alsation                              German shepherd/police dog
Anglepoise lamp                       Swing-arm/Architect's lamp
anorak                                parka
articulated lorry                     tractor trailor truck/semi
athelete (a keen one)                 jock
aubergine                             eggplant
autumn                                fall

B

bank holiday                          legal holiday
bank note                             bill
bap                                   hamburger bun
bat (ping pong)                       paddle
bath                                  bathtub
bath (v.)                             bathe
beefburger                            hamburger
bespoke/made to measure               custom made
big dipper                            roller coaster
bill                                  check (restaurant)
bill/account                          account
billion=million million               billion=thousand million
biscuit (sweet)                       cookie
biscuit (unsweetened)                 cracker
black or white?
        (milk/cream in coffee)        with or without?
black treacle                         molasses
blackleg                              scab
blind (window)                        shade
block of flats                        apartment house/building
bomb (success)                        bomb (disaster)
bonnet (car)                          hood
book (v.)                             make reservation
boot (car)                            trunk/rear deck
bootlace/shoelace                     shoestring
bottom drawer                         hope chest
bowler/hard hat                       derby
box room                              lumber room
braces                                suspenders
break (school)                        recess
bridge roll                           hotdog bun
briefs                                shorts (jockey shorts)
broad bean                            lima bean (similar)
butter bean                           white lima bean
butter muslin/cheese cloth            cheese cloth












English                               American
-------                               --------

C

candy floss                           cotton candy
car park                              parking lot
caravan                               trailer
caretaker/porter                      janitor
catapult                              slingshot
cattle grid                           Texas gate
centre (city/business)                downtown
centre reservation                    median strip/divider
chairman (business)                   president
chemist                               druggist
chemist's shop                        pharmacy/drug store
chest of drawers                      dresser/bureau
chicory                               endive
chips                                 french fries
chocolate/sweets                      candy
cinema                                movie house/theater
class/form (school)                   grade
cloakroom                             check room
cloakroom attendant                   hat check girl
clothes peg                           clothes pin
collar stiffener                      collar stay
collar stud                           collar button
conscription                          draft
condom                                rubber
convoy                                caravan
cooker                                stove
corn flour                            corn starch
corporation                           city/municipal government
cot/crib                              baby bed/crib
cotton                                thread
cotton reel                           spool
cotton wool                           cotton batting/absorbent cotton
courgettes                            zucchini
court shoe                            pump
cow gum                               rubber cement
cream cracker                         soda cracker
crisps                                chips (potato)
cul-de-sac                            dead end
cupboard                              closet
curtains                              drapes

D

desiccated (coconut)                  shredded
diamante                              rhinestone
directory enquiries                   directory assistance
district                              precinct
diversion                             detour
drain (indoor)                        sewer pipe/soil pipe

English                               American
-------                               --------

draper                                drygoods store
draught excluder                      weather stripping
draughts                              checkers
drawing pin                           thumb tack
dress circle                          mezzanine/loge
dressing gown                         bathrobe
driver (train)                        engineer
dual carriageway                      divided highway
dummy                                 pacifier
dungarees                             overalls
dustbin/bin                           garbage can/ash can/trash can
dynamo                                generator

E

earth wire/earth                      ground wire
eiderdown                             comforter
elastoplast                           band-aid
endive                                chicory
estate agent                          realtor
estate car                            station wagon

F

face flannel                          wash cloth
fag                                   cigarette/private school gofer
faggot (normally fried)               pork and liver meatball
fair (fun)                            carnival
filling station                       gas station
film                                  movie
first floor                           second floor
fish slice                            pancake spatula/turner
fitted carpet                         wall to wall
flat                                  apartment
flex                                  electric cord/wire
flyover                               overpass
football/soccer                       soccer
fortnight                             two weeks
foyer                                 lobby/foyer
full-stop (punc.)                     period
funny bone                            crazy bone

G

gallery (theatre)                     balcony
gangway                               aisle
gaol                                  jail
garden                                yard
gear lever                            gear shift
geyser (gas)                          water heater
goods truck (railway)                 freight truck


English                               American
-------                               --------

goose pimples                         goose bumps
gramophone/record player              phonograph/record player
green fingers                         green thumb
green pepper/capsicum                 bell pepper/green pepper/sweet pepper
grill (v.)                            broil
guard (train)                         conductor
gym shoes/plimsolls/tennis shoes      sneakers/tennis shoes

H

haberdashery                          notions
hair grip/kirby grip                  bobbie pin
hair slide                            barrette
handbag                               purse/pocket book
hardware                              housewares
headmaster/mistress                   principal
hire purchase                         time payment/installment plan
holiday                               vacation
homely - pleasant                     homely - ugly
homosexual                            fag/faggot/gay
hoover (n.)                           vacuum cleaner
hoover (v.)                           vacuum
housing estate                        sub-division

I

ice/sorbet                            sherbet
iced lolly                            popsicle
icing sugar                           powdered sugar/confectioner's sugar
identification parade                 line-up
immersion heater (electric)           water heater
interval                              intermission
ironmonger                            hardware store

J

jab (injection)                       shot
jam                                   jelly/jam
jelly                                 jello
joint (meat)                          roast
jug                                   pitcher
jumper/sweater/pullover               sweater/pullover

K

kiosk (telephone/cigarette)           booth (telephone)
kipper                                smoked herring
knock up                              to awaken someone
knock up (tennis)                     warm up
knuckle duster                        brass knuckles


English                               American
-------                               --------

L

label                                 tag
larder                                pantry
laundrette                            laundromat
lavatory/toilet/w.c.                  toilet/john/bathroom
lay-by                                pull-off
leader:
  1. leading article in newspaper     editorial
  2. 1st violin in orchestra          concert master
left luggage office                   baggage room
let                                   lease/rent
level crossing (railway)              grade crossing
lift                                  elevator
limited (company)                     incorporated
liver sausage                         liverwurst
lodger                                roomer
lorry                                 truck
lost property                         lost and found
lounge suite                          business suit

M

mackintosh                            raincoat
Marathon (candy)                      Snickers
marrow                                squash (similar)
Mars Bar (candy)                      Milky Way
Meccano (tradename)                   erector set
Medium wave (radio)                   AM radio
methylated spirits                    denatured alcohol
mileometer                            odometer
Milky Way (candy)                     Three Muskateers
mince (meat)                          hamburger
mincer                                meat grinder
moped                                 motorbike
motorway                              freeway/throughway/super highway

N

nappy                                 diaper
neat (drink)                          straight
net curtains                          sheers/under drapes
newsagent                             news dealer/news stand
nought                                zero
noughts and crosses                   tic-tac-toe
number plate                          license plate


English                               American
-------                               --------

O

off licence/wine merchant             liquor store
off-side lane                         right-hand land nearest center
                                                      of road - in UK
oven gloves/cloth                     pot holders/gloves
overtake (vehicle)                    pass

P

pack (of cards)                       deck
packed lunch                          sack lunch
pantechnicon                          moving van
pants                                 shorts (underwear)
paraffin                              kerosene
parcel                                package
pavement/footpath                     sidewalk
pelican crossing                      cross-walk
pelmet                                valence
pen knife                             pocket knife
personal call                         person-to-person
perspex                               plexiglas
petrol                                gas(oline)
pillar box                            mail box/mail drop
plaster                               band-aid
plus-fours                            knickers
point/power point                     outlet/socket
Polos (candy - fruit version)         Life Savers
post                                  mail
postal code                           zip code
postman                               mailman
postponement                          raincheck
pram                                  baby carriage/baby buggy
pregnant (to make)                    knock up
press studs                           snaps
prison                                penitentiary
prostitute/tart/whore                 tramp/call girl/hooker/street walker
public convenience                    restroom/toilet/comfort station
public school/private school          private school
pudding                               dessert
purse                                 change purse/small wallet (womens)
pushchair                             stroller
put down/entered (goods bought)       charged
put through (telephone)               connect

Q

quay                                  wharf/pier
queue (n.)                            line
queue (v.)                            stand in line/line up


English                               American
-------                               --------

R

rasher (bacon)                        slice
rawlplug                              mollybolt
reception (hotel)                     front desk
receptionist                          desk clerk
return ticket                         round trip ticket
reverse charges                       call collect
reversing lights                      back up lights
ring up                               call/phone
road surface                          pavement
robin (small red-breasted bird,       robin (large red-breasted bird,
         symbol of Christmas)               symbol - first sign of Spring)
roof/hood (car)                       top
roundabout                            traffic circle
rubber                                eraser
rubbish                               garbage/trash

S

saloon (car)                          sedan
sausage roll                          pig in a blanket
scribbling pad/block                  scratch pad
sellotape                             scotch tape
semi-detached                         duplex
semolina                              cream of wheat
service flats                         apartment hotel
settee                                love seat
shop assistant                        sales clerk/sales girl
shop walker                           floor walker
sideboard                             buffet
sideboards (hair)                     sideburns
silencer (car)                        muffler
single ticket                         one way ticket
sitting room/living room/
        lounge/drawing room           living room
skipping rope                         jump rope
skirting board                        baseboard/mopboard
sledge/toboggan                       sled
sleeping car                          pullman/sleeper
smalls (washing)                      underwear
Smarties (candy)                      M&Ms/Reeses Pieces
sofa                                  davenport/couch
solicitor                             lawyer/attorney
sorbet                                sherbet
spanner                               monkey wrench
spirits (drink)                       liquor
spring onion                          scallion (similar)
staff (academic)                      faculty
stalls (theatre)                      orchestra seats
stand (for public office)             run


English                               American
-------                               --------

standard lamp                         floor lamp
state school                          public school
sticking plaster                      adhesive tape
stone (fruit)                         pit
sultana                               raisin
sump (car)                            oil pan
surgery (doctor's/dentist's)          office
surgical spirit                       rubbing alcohol
suspender belt                        garter belt
suspenders                            garters
swede                                 turnip/rutabaga
sweet shop/confectioner               candy store
sweets/chocolate                      candy
Swiss roll                            jelly roll

T

tadpole                               pollywog/tadpole
take-away                             take-out
tap                                   faucet
tarmac                                black top
tea trolley                           tea cart
telegram                              wire
term (academic - 3 in a year)         semester (2 in a year)
tights                                panty hose/nylons
time-table                            schedule
tin                                   can
tip (n. and v.)                       dump
Topic (candy)                         Mars Bar
torch                                 flashlight
traffic lights                        stop lights/traffic signals/
                                                  stop signals
transport cafe                        truck stop
trousers                              pants/slacks
truncheon (police)                    night stick
trunk call                            long distance
tube/underground                      subway
turn-ups (trousers)                   cuffs (pants)

U

Undergraduates:
   1st year                           freshman
   2nd year                           sophomore
   3rd year                           junior
   4th year                           senior
unit trust                            mutual fund
upper circle                          first balcony



English                               American
-------                               --------

V

valve (radio)                         tube
van                                   delivery truck
van (car type)                        panel truck
vest                                  undershirt
VHF (radio)                           FM radio
Video                                 VCR
visually position                     eyeball (v.)

W

waistcoat                             vest
wallet                                billfold
wardrobe                              closet
wash up                               do the dishes
wash your hands                       wash up
Welsh dresser                         hutch
windcheater                           windbreaker
windscreen                            windshield
wing/mudguard (car)                   fender
Woolworths                            dime store/five and ten

Z

zebra crossing                        pedestrian crossing



I wouldn't worry too much. We British are pretty familiar with 'americanism' so we are unlikely to be confuse by gas or a fawcett.

Your car's hood is our 'bonnet'. Your trunk is our 'boot'.

Corgette is the same vegetable as zucchini.

Our 'fag' is your cigarette.

Your 'elevator' is our 'lift'.

Your 'theater' is our 'theatre' except we go to the theatre to watch plays and the cinema to watch movies.

Your potato chips are our 'crisps'.

Your 'jelly' is our 'jam'.

We both eat sandwhiches but sometimes we call ours 'butties'.

Your beer is weak and tasteless.

Ass/Arse

Numbers:
US: million, billion, trillion, quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion
UK: million, milliard, billion, billiard, trillion, trilliard, quadrillion
So some of the numbers are written the same, but a few orders of magnitude larger in one country.
Wow, I never knew this. How confusing.
I'm biased with the American english version, but IMO, it makes more sense...
i.e.:
1,2,3,...
million, billion, trillion,...

UK: million, milliard, billion, billiard, trillion, trilliard, quadrillion
Wow, I never knew this. How confusing.


It's the same in a bunch of other languages.
Dutch: miljoen, miljard, biljoen, biljard, triljoen, triljard, quadriljoen, quadriljard

I guess they tried to simplify things in the US when they came up with the alternate usage, except now it gets even more confusing when you have two standards where the same word means a different number...

Anyway, just keep in mind when speaking to an international audience 'a thousand million' is the same everywhere, while 'a billion' is not.

..huh..after reading this post, I realize truth..I'm pure barbarian..

Smoking a fag would get you hurt (or arrested) in some cities in the US :-P

We have both JAM and Jelly!

Our Theatre is still spelled theatre, but we add the term "Movie" to the begining to define what type of theatre it is. 'movie theatre'

Our Lift's are hoists, like sicisor lifts.

Our 'boot' is something we wear on our foot!

I am sure though, that it is in the US that in different parts of the US, different terms are used for the same thing, which I would assume is much like the UK.

Examples would be Soda. I call it soda, most of those in Wisconsin call it that, but go 100 mi south of me, and it's called pop. We tend to call bubblers what other states call water fountains.

I use a few non-UK words, too. (Such as Gas and Flashlight)

I call it Fuel and glowstick, much as some call a shower, where I call it a rainlocker!

Some: Car
Me: Horseless Carriage

Some:Computer
Me: Suped up Atari

Some: A Weirdo
Me: A Psuedo-masicistic-pyro-necro-beastialitist
(Term describing someone who derives pleasure in beating/beaten by dead, flaming animals)

Theatre is a posh place you watch plays and things, whilst a movie theater is a cinema in england, and a movie is a film.

pcd guy - way offbeam with thee and thy - in fact almost back to front.
Yanks never get this.
Your 'medieval dramas' cause us to hoot with laughter.

xlsior, I think that boxed list you have there is a little, erm, well... It's not accurate! :)

I've worked my way down to 'C' and I can see 17 'American' terms I know people use in the UK!

A lot of english is seperated in accents, since I live in the NE of England (Geordie), I use words like canny (nice), aye (yes), nor (no), stottie (bread bun), haway(come on), reet (right), tac it (take it)... And there's countless others! A lot of my sentences vocally end up with the words man or like somewhere, like 'Haway man, am ganning doon the club, are ye coming like?'

So really, the Queens English is probably only ever spoken by toffs... and erm, the queen... 'I say, jolly good show old chap'

So language is different between the UK and USA, by a small margin, but it is also different in every county of the UK! And I guess the USA is the same?

So really, on the language front, it's not different at all! :)

Dabz

P.S. I've just woke up by the way, and I havent got a clue on what I'm on about! :D

And you think they'll notice? :D

burgularized... nuff said:P


And you think they'll notice? :D



LMAO!!!

Dabz

awaken someone (to) knock up


it would certainly awaken me!!

Does either the US/UK use the word togs for swimsuit. Learned it when I lived in NZ, but don't think it's used elsewhere. Is it?

Perturbatio:
awaken someone (to) knock up
Yeah I saw that one and laughed. To knock someone up is TO GET THEM PREGNANT lol.

RagTag: People use it occasionally for a laught but not seriously.

Also no one seems to have mentioned that the U.S. puts Z in IZE words whereas most English ones are (currently) using S i.e ISE (but not all just to confuse things).


Some other vital ones:

Fanny (US. = body part you sit on; UK = female parts) So don't say "does my fanny look big in this".

Bum (US = Tramp/Homeless person; UK = body part you sit on)

Bummer (US = oh no dude; UK = same, but also gay person, well sorta, and related words like bumming i.e activity gays get up to) btw some older people in the U.K. still say gay when they mean happy.

There hopefully you'll never get confused when using those in a game.

Oh yeah that pasted in big list has some real dodgy ones in it that just aren't right!

through/thru (see MIDI, to name something)

"I said..." / "I was all, like..."

;)

heh these from the big list are wrong:

M&Ms/Resses Pieces (candy) Smarties
Mars Bar (candy) Topic

M&Ms are NOT smarties
Mars Bar is NOT a Topic!

Does either the US/UK use the word togs for swimsuit. Learned it when I lived in NZ, but don't think it's used elsewhere. Is it?

Togs is simply clothes.
Swimming togs = Swimsuit.
'Get togged up' = Dress smartly.

Fanny
(it's different. Hope I dont need to explain further, but US are a couple of inches off)

More seriously, though:

Pants are UNDERWEAR! because we have Trousers.

Shorts are worn for swimming, sports, or in hot weather!

We walk on pavements.

Women carry their money in a purse and keep the purse in a handbag.

Bumpers not fenders

Kids eat sweets not candy

The storage space of a car is a boot.

Petrol is a liquid. It's Kerosene not Gasoline!

Shows are things they put on at theatres. Programs (PRROGRAMMES?)are shown on television.

A mobile telephone is a 'mobile or a 'phone. Cellular has no meaning for us british folk!

A sandwich is two slices of bread with a filling. A baguette or a roll is what you have if the bread partisn't normal sliced bread :)

We have motorways, the freeways' baby brothers.

Our apartments would be flat

Our elevators would be a lift

Asian people come from Asia, more typically, the indian subcontinent. Not just Oriental types from the far east!

Football is Soccer

Hockey is a girls game with no ice.

A park is a place with swings, climbing frames and maybe a river and some nice scenery.

A car park is where you park your car

Spring Summer AUTUMN Winter

---Ahh okay, so I started repeating a lot of that list up there, but- hey thats confusing, the way it changes from ENGLISH-AMERICAN to AMERICAN-ENGLISH....

Oh and as I recently experienced:
We have MANUAL TRANSMISSION. "Stick Shift" Does seem to simplify :D

The year 292,277,026,596 problem is not, however, widely regarded as a pressing issue
Interesting read thanks. Can you tell I'm bored.

A program is computer code. All other types of programmes, such as TV programmes are spelt as such.

Nobody really seems to have mentioned the other English speaking countries. As far as I understand it, apart from colloquialisms, every English speaking country bar the USA and Canada speak the same type of English with very, very few exceptions. The USA has quite a few differences in spellings and words in general although I've no idea why. Canada seems to be a half way house between proper English and US-English.

My 'favourite' is Aluminium vs Aluminum.
www.dictionary.com takes Aluminum as *the* spelling while, under Aluminium it states... 'Chiefly British'.
Blooming cheek.

Smoking a fag would get you hurt (or arrested) in some cities in the US :-P

RLACS (ROARING LAUGHING AND CAAN"T STOP)

yeah... and what's da deal with the word schedule... why can't you blokes pronounce it the way it's supposed to be pronounced...

--Mike

Hello.

Bush = Pubic Hair.

Goodbye.

"every English speaking country bar the USA and Canada speak the same type of English with very, very few exceptions."

One very big exception is Hingrish, which is a kind of half breed between Hindi and english, and is becoming more and more popular in the middle east!

I find it quite amusing when english people get defensive about it being OUR LANGUAGE and such, yes it may have originated here but c'mon, it flew the nest years ago and it's its own entity now. Half of the english language is borrowed anyway - from France, Germany, even India! (pyjamas - indian word!).

http://www.wordorigins.org/histeng.htm#amer

Well thanks for that lovely comment SoggyP. What a wonderful way to show up, turn the thread political, and put it on the 'to be locked' list!

SoggyP = Bush's Pubic Hair

yeah... and what's da deal with the word schedule... why can't you blokes pronounce it the way it's supposed to be pronounced...


lol, we just use the h as a silient letter :-) Tomato Tomato I guess!

Spring Summer AUTUMN Winter

Well, we have Winter and Construction, the only two seasons that apply in Wisconsin!

A mobile telephone is a 'mobile or a 'phone. Cellular has no meaning for us british folk!



Lol, well we have a ton of mobile devices. Asking to use someone's mobil over here would welcome the 20 questions game
"My mobil what?"
"Yer mobil"
"Well, I'm sitting at the moment, so not really"
"No, yer MOBIL"
"Not really, do you want me to be?"

:-P

A park is a place with swings, climbing frames and maybe a river and some nice scenery.

Same here. To park your car is different than going to a park! Parking your car is named for the 'park' [P] gear, which is similar to parking the heads on an old hard drive before shutting it down.

Football is Soccer

Football is Football, soccer is soccer! A football player could kick the crap out of a soccer player anyday!
;-)

Bumpers not fenders
same here. A fender is behind the bumper.

Women carry their money in a purse and keep the purse in a handbag.


We call the whole handbag a purse because they never get the money to stay in that little compartment. Its usually all over inside there. I have fears, deep seeded fears of my wife's purse.... Excuse me, that brought a horrible purse exploring flash back.......................

/shakes it off

> Your beer is weak and tasteless.

I submit that it is not tasteless, but what it actually tastes like I cannot say since that would get the thread locked.

American                              English
--------                              -------
aisle                                 gangway


Here "gangway!" means "Get out of the way!", yelled only in circumstances, such as this:



AM radio                              Medium wave
antenna                               aerial (radio/TV)


AM stands for Amplitude Modulation.
And here we have aerials on our cars.

awaken someone (to)                   knock up


Haha! That's one that could lead to some confusion.
Here, knocking someone up means getting them pregnant.

baby bed/crib                         cot/crib


Here, a cot is this:


band-aid                              elastoplast/plaster


Here if you ask for plaster, you're likely to be sent to a hardware store:



biscuit scone-like thing (no equivalent)



Only some kinds of biscuits are scone-like. The ones I like are like little bits of dense, fresh baked bread.


Eh, I just noticed the list has translations that go both ways, so I'm not going to go through all the rest of it. :-)


cross-walk pelican crossing



Why's it called a pelican crossing?

Here's a few english words we use over here interchangeably:
dead-end                              cul-de-sac
desk clerk                            receptionist
drapes                                curtains
faculty                               staff
fall                                  autumn
faucet                                tap
front desk (hotel)                    reception
garbage/trash                         rubbish
garbage can/ash can/trash can         dustbin/bin



Speaking of stuff from England... I mentioned here a while back I was gonna try bangers and mashed at the local bar. Well I did! The sausages were terrible! They tasted like breakfast sausage. And they provided gravy and some weird sweet reddish sauce with it. I don't know whether that's usally how it tastes or is supposed to come, but I'd never order it again!

I was hoping for some fancy thick sausages with a mild or spicy flavor, more like italian sausage. But it did make for some conversation with the guy next to me at the bar who wanted to know what it was. :-)

"Football is Football, soccer is soccer! A football player could kick the crap out of a soccer player anyday!
;-)"

Since soccer players do a lot more kicking than football players, I think it would be the other way around. :-)

> Here "gangway!" means "Get out of the way!", yelled only in circumstances, such as this:

That video clip is awesome! (I miss the old Batman)

There are also a few grammatical differences. for example, in US English you can use the word "gotten" but in UK english you must use "got".

Is anyone actually doing any development?

yeah... sure we are :)

actually... as we speak, i'm in the process of porting over all my 3DRAD logic for my sub game to my new OO Blitz engine...



seeeeee....

Blitz is proving sooooo much easier to work with, now that i've got it object oriented (sort of :) )... so much so, that i have time in between the lines of coding to watch that olde Batman clip up there over and over (thx for the memories sswifty :) where did ya dig that up )...

hey... don't you guys have a Batman over there as well... except he's some osrt of gentleman's gentleman... or something... and doesn't wear a cape and a cowl...

--Mike

M&Ms are NOT smarties


Not directly, no... But what they sell as 'smarties' in Europe is pretty much the same as standard M&M's, while in the US 'smarties' as are those little dextrose (pure sugar) tablet candies.

coloUr (meh... 99% of my Blitz errors)
humoUr
laboratory does not sound anything like lavatory
thrOuGH
...iSe

Jam is the stuff you spread on toast. Jelly is the wobbly stuff in a trifle and Jello just isnt anything.

BURGLED! Places are never 'burglarizd'

'flu is effluenza. No one wants it. Chimneys are useful for places with real fires.

Smart means tidy and presentable. Clever means intelligent.

----------------------------------------------------------

;) Implied if not otherwise stated!

BTW, speaking of Mars Bars. We don't have Mars Bars here in the US. But we do have Milkyways.

The funny thing is, the milky way here in the states is actually a UK Mars bar since it has the caramel and whatsit filling.

I am glad I can still get my Mars bars, even if they are hidden in Milkyway clothing :)

look smarties and M&Ms really aren't similar at all sure they are chocolate in a shell but the chocolate AND the shell taste different and have a different texture imho.

We have MilyWay in the U.K. but it's not the same as mars bar for sure, it's softer and has no caramel.

Hello.

@Darkhalf: Bush = Pubic Hair. Not trying to be political, just contributing - it just so happens we hit a point of humourous (sorry humoros) coincidence. No more, no less. Sorry, if humour isn't allowed anymore.

@#!*ed = Drunk
@#!*ed = Angry

Pants = Trousers
Pants = Not Very Good

Goodbye.

Sorry, if humour isn't allowed anymore.


it's not... so cut it out.


:)

--Mike

"BTW, speaking of Mars Bars. We don't have Mars Bars here in the US. But we do have Milkyways."

I know we had Mars bars in the 80's. I haven't seen one recently, but I haven't been looking. :-)

"We have MilyWay in the U.K. but it's not the same as mars bar for sure, it's softer and has no caramel."

I wonder if that is what we call a "Three Musketeers". Mars bars have caramel on top, and a soft filling undernearth. Three Musketeers has no caramel but is full of that weird soft filling.

Do you guys have malls in the UK?

It took me a while to get used to using the 'colour' command in AMOS on the Amiga, since every other pgroamming language I'd used until then had always used 'color'...


Do you guys have malls in the UK?



Yeah, theres a BIG indoor shopping centre called 'The Metro Centre' in Gateshead... near where I live (Well, about 15 miles away), and it's seperated into malls... Red Mall, Green Mall, Blue Mall and Yellow Mall!

Supposedly, it's the biggest in Europe... It's quite a place! :)

Dabz

A small gripe of mine is how Windows uses American spelling even though I chose British/English settings:
UK           US
------------------------
Favourite    Favorite
Colour       Color

As for Malls, yes but we call then shopping precincts.

I think we ought to cater for the Kiwis amongst us too:
Kiwi             English translation
-------------------------------------------
g'day Cobber     Good afternoon my Frined
Ripper           Excellent
What a beaut     Thats very nice indeed
Fair dinkum      I'm happy with that


Isnt there a street in sheffield called 'The Mall'???

I worked there a few years ago, and it seems familiar!

Dabz

"Supposedly, it's the biggest in Europe... It's quite a place! :)"

A hundred square feet even! It's like two English houses side by side!


Oh, and I figured out why the English call a car's trunk a "boot". Because that's about how big it is, and about all it can hold. :-)


A hundred square feet even! It's like two English houses side by side!



We use metric in the UK... More accurate, that's why our houses look better! ;)

Dabz

Cashpoint = ATM

>> Oh, and I figured out why the English call a car's trunk a "boot". Because that's about how big it is, and about all it can hold. :-)
For want on not getting drawn into this however... Our cars can go round corners. But lets not get into cars because we all know the Germans do it best... especially when they have British design.

We get 100 Amps of incoming power capacity to our homes. Americans can't even run an electric kettle. Seriously, just try and buy a kettle in the US, you get funny looks.

I wonder if that is what we call a "Three Musketeers".
I dunno...Can you eat one between meals without spoiling your appetite?

"humped" = to defeat in a humiliating way
rugby ~ (american) football

as in "the Scots humped the English at rugby this weekend"

Not directly relevant, just thought I would rub it in !

USA: Baseball (Men with caps hitting ball with a stick)
UK : Rounders (Junior school girls hitting ball with a stick)

USA: Basketball (Men with vests and squeaky shoes bouncing a ball)
UK : Netball (Junoir school girls with plimsoles bouncing a ball)

USA: American football (Men with more armour than a Challenger tank throwing a ball)
UK : Rugby (Men who chew each others ears and noses off throwing a ball)

USA: Beat the English yonks ago at a little game called war
UK: Beat everybody else! :D

Good thread this... Though, I hope my aunty pat doesnt read this, she lives in California and I'll probably get a slap next time I see her! LOL

Dabz

OMG.. it's 21:35.... Better get a little coding done before I hit the hay... night night all! :)

"We get 100 Amps of incoming power capacity to our homes. Americans can't even run an electric kettle. Seriously, just try and buy a kettle in the US, you get funny looks."


Ha! I'll have you know I FOUND an electric kettle at the gourmet kitchen/food store at the local mall. :-)

Funny story about boiling water though. I live in an older building, with cruddy wiring, and if I try to run the microwave and the toaster at the same time, I lose all power to my kitchen because it trips the circuit breaker. :-)

Of course there's no such problem making toast and boiling water with my coffee maker. Darned microwaves!

As for amps:
Our dryer outlets are 30 amps at 240 volts. I've seen the dryers you guys have on TV... The hole is about 1' (30 centimeters) wide to stuff the clothes in! You can fit like ONE blanket in there. Our dryers have like 4x the capacity, and a hole about twice as wide.

So if we only need 30 amps to run that huge dryer, you English chaps must make a hell of a lot of tea to need 100 amps at 240 volts.

Either that or all your computers and TV's and Radios are still running off vaccuum tubes.

English motherboard:


sswift: I do have a couple of Marshall Amps with nice fat valves in. btw, that three mustkeeteers DOES sound like a milky way. Post a pic?

Rob Farley: Actually I think the Japanese have figured out going round corners pretty well with Subaru, Mitsubishi and Nissan. I'm wondering if I can upgrade my Impreza to a Skyline before they become illegal due to running on fossil fuel.

Wonder if I can sneek this "beer goggles" joke in here, I thought it was pretty funny.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer.

This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Musketeers_(candy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_%28candy%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_bar

So according to this the conversaion chart is:

UK : US
Mars : Milky Way
Milky Way : Three Musketeers

So we don't have any Mars bars (I know we did in the 80's, but maybe that was before the name got changed) and you don't have Three Musketeers.

The Marathon bar got changed to Snickers over here

There are plenty of websites showing comparisons of common differences in language.

Beyond the actual spelling of words that is different there are also differences in how sentences are put together.

British is much more wordy and longwinded. If you chop out as much unnecessary `bumph` as possible it sounds more American, which is more spontaneous and simple.

Also emphasis is wholly different both in the pronunciation of the words and in the order in which the emphasis is expected to flow, with it being generally the opposite in each country.

In American speak, they usually put more emphasis on the start of a sentence and the start of each word, whereas British puts more emphasis toward the end of the sentence and the end of the word. This is a general rule, might not always apply. Usually they are opposite.

America: "COUldn't EXplain WHat haPPENED"
British: "coulDN't exPLAIN whAT HAppened"

Something like that.

Just don't refer to words like fanny or pants in the wrong way.

swift: cool I think that is the most important piece of UK/US research in thsi thread. Thanks.

Angel, I do believe you're wrong on you emphasis location point (certainly with the example given). I think anyone speaking in a British accent the way you suggested would sound very strange indeed. The only people who would speak like that would be criminal masterminds (who are always English) in hollywood movies.

Of course there is the 'valley' american where everything is a question and the intonation rises at the end of every sentence. Likewise this also happens with Canadians and Austrailians too.

Generally I do agree with your point on diction, certainly the american diction is simplified in many ways and spelling frequently appears to be reduced to phonetic spelling. Through / Thru, Colour / Color etc etc.

I do find speech fascinating though, having had 10 years of speech therapy for a severe stutter I really don't take being able to speak what I'm thinking for granted.

Okay but heres something else. America is made up of every other country so it makes sense that it would be different. But to add to the language confusion, this is how we do it in the East Bay of California...

A "fag" is a derogitory term. (homosexual)
No can be "napes"
Yes can be "fo sho"
And a whole list of slang terms used in everyday language like "hellsa"
And highways are freeways, and streets technicly can be ways, streets, avenues, boulevards, drives, circles, etc.

But besides that, we have are own inter-state problems. As in more south eastern people say "pop" as we say cola/or soda. And even though cola is a type of soda, it can mean anything here.

http://www.popvssoda.com/

heh when I answer the phone, and it's for the wife who isn't homem I often pick up the phone and say....

"I'm afraid she isn't home at the moment, would you like to leave a message?"

This amuses Americans no end.

At my old work, they were always trying to get me to say "CD Burner", because the way I said burner was so cool!!!!

Through / Thru
Where do you come up with thru? I've never written it that way, and it's not even in the dictionary. That's just lazy internet speak, like b4.

"I'm afraid she isn't home at the moment, would you like to leave a message?"

This amuses Americans no end.
Why? I don't geddit.

maybe he just sounds English or something?

You mean he's polite. :P

yeah he doesn't say "What? Who? OK."

It's the 'afraid' part. Apparently afraid only means scared here, so using it to communicate regret doesn't make much sense to most people.

I'm not surprised you don't get many electric kettles in the USA, if you are running a 3000w kettle @ 110v you are drawing something like 27 Amps. I might be wrong, but I think the flexible cable to the kettle would have to be about 4mmSquare (and not very flexible).

Does anyone remember the "Double Decker"? When my Canadian auntie came over for a holiday, she nearly pee'd herself when she saw the advert for the chocolate. It was something like "Keep your pecker up, with a double decker".

wow I never knew about "Afraid".

Yeah, pecker is nothing, compared to when I first heard an Australian on Neighbours say "Yeah, he's full of spunk" or something similar, I mean Jesus!

Hello.

There was a children's film out far too many years ago called 'Spunky and the Tadpole' that my friends and I used to spend hours outside the video shop laughing at.

Yes, things were grim in Wales.

http://www.toontracker.com/spunky/spunktad.htm

Goodbye.

lol/Interesting. At least he was a little boy. Imagine being a teenager and being called spunky. In fact imagine being a girl... village bike an' all that.

Wow, that's something else that is.

"It's the 'afraid' part. Apparently afraid only means scared here, so using it to communicate regret doesn't make much sense to most people."


I'm afraid you're mistaken about that. :-) I'm perfectly comfortable using it in that manner, and I'm sure a lot of other people are too. I'm sure they're just giggling at his silly accent.


"I'm not surprised you don't get many electric kettles in the USA, if you are running a 3000w kettle @ 110v you are drawing something like 27 Amps. I might be wrong, but I think the flexible cable to the kettle would have to be about 4mmSquare (and not very flexible)."

3000 watts?! 27 amps?!

I have a device called a "Hot Shot". It heats one cup of water in about a minute and draws only 1450 watts. It doesn't say how many amps, but the cable is of standard thickness, which going by my extension cables, is good for 13 amps.

I have a "heavy duty" extension cable which is quite a bit thicker. About as thick as the one on the microwave. But I'm pretty sure it's not quite as heavy duty as that. It is good for a mere 15 amps. My microwave is 1550 watts, and will also boil a cup of water in around a minute. At 110 volts that's around 14 amps.

How the hell much tea are you making and how fast that you need 3000 watts to do it?!

USA : Perfect teeth
UK : Crooked yellow smashed to bits teeth

That's another beauty... Americans always think their teeth is whiter than ours!?!

I find it amusing because I brush twice a day, chew 'chewy' and visit the dentist at every check up, because if I don't, I lose my place... And it's an absolute nightmare in the UK to re-register in another dentist!

Dabz

*Just thought I'd throw that into the mix... because it was probably coming anyway! :)

Your beer is weak and tasteless.

Amen! :)

Beer is nothing but vile swill anyway.

Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Coke with a slice of lime is where it's at.

In the the Uk a 'rubber' is used for rubbing things out, in the US its a Condiominium which is a posh flat... hehe. Nah ok its its a condom :)

Cheers

Garion

The most common and annoying spelling "mistakes" in games are armor and honor. Which are correctly spelt armour and honour.

Take heed of the mothercountry people as if you stray too far we may not accept you back, and could even send over troops to quell the rebellion.

Tea party indeed...

Right, i'm off to wax my jacket and re-thatch the roof.

Over here (Australia) a 'thong' (plural 'thongs') is/are something you wear on your feet which I believe elsewhere is called a 'flip-flop'.

More interesting is what a thong is over here ;)

The highest fuse for domestic plugs is 13Amps so if your kettle took any more it would blow.

Another Cringe worthy gripe is the use of the word loose instead of lose to indicate that yoo have LOST something, but thats not strictly a UK/US thing :)

Cheers

Garion
who spells you like yoo
coz its da thing to doo

Nope, that's just illiteracy - the official language of the internet.

"Right, i'm off to wax my jacket"

You should really keep that to yourself. :-)

wt y tlkn bt, jstlk?

Yeah, I've never heard it called a 'jacket' before. :P

funniest one I ever heard, I'm "lol"ing right now, is "Punch the Pumpkin" rofl!

How come having 4 pints in the USA means something is up, and the bartender does a trisha!

In the UK, you've got to drink 2 litres of 20/20, 8 cans of super strength (11%) and 15 gallons of vodka and redbull before the bouncer thinks about tearing you to bits!?!

Dabz

P.S. I cannot believe this post is still going... and yep, I am drunk... Drinking red wine... 'I say old chap, since you ponder the red stuff, would you class yourself as a blackpool donkey?'

When you read headlines like "Four dead in cartoon row"

I have to wonder which row, maybe isle three in the cereal
section or a book store in the comics section. It was
a drive by in a mini clowncar.