MISSING PERSON
An official MISSING PERSON statement has been released by the Southern Maxthreedee authorities that:
Mr. Mark Sibly has been reported missing.
Mr. Sibly was last seen on 27th September 2005, apparently getting ready to go on a bug-hunting safari in the jungles of Maxthreedee in the southern parts of New Zealand.
When he was last sighted he wore a safari hat, striped tee-shirt, khaki shorts and sandals.
Some observers said that he was armed with a front-loading pellet gun. But a close friend of Mr. Sibly’s said, he (Mr. Sibly) would never have gone on a safari without packing his 22 magnum water pistol with which he was a mean shot.
Officials said that they where very concerned about Mr. Sibly’s wellbeing since they have good reason to believe that Mr. Sibly was heading for the remote Gui plateaus in the vast Maxthreedee forests. In those wild uninhabited regions there still live the very dangerous man-eating super bugs of the species Bogus Computus.
Further the officials of the Maxthreedee regional government said that it is a rather reckless act even for an experienced bug hunter like Mr. Sibly to venture into those forests all alone without any further support.
Some local natives believe that the evil Xplatform spirits, which can drive even strong man insane, haunt the Gui plateau regions. They (the natives) are worried that those spirits are even more dangerous then the Bogus Computus.
However, the official regard this as some local superstition and would rather not mention it in public. (Because of the negative impact it might have on the local tourism industry.)
A close friend of Mr. Sibly’s (he insisted to stay anonymous) stated that his main concern is that Mr. S might run short in supply of B&P (Beer and Pizza) which is Mr. S’s staple food and of vital importance for Mr. S’s wellbeing. He (the anonymous friend of Mr. Sibly) recommends that a stock of B&P should be organised which could be airdropped by helicopter ones Mr. S’s location has been established.
Members of the Sacred Church of Blitzthreedee of which Mr. Sibly is the founder Patriarch, are very devastated over the disappearance of their leader. They are quite lost without His guiding hand and crave for the holy utterances of his wisdom.
In the meantime, the officials announced that they will organize a rescue safari for Mr. Sibly and also request that any person experienced in bug-hunting and with knowledge of the Maxthreedee jungles might come forward and join the rescue party. But they also emphasize that any participant joins this extremely dangerous undertaking at his/her own risk.
Furthermore any person with information which might lead to the discovery of the whereabouts and rescue of Mr. Sibly should furnish this information to the local authorities or post them to this website.
There are rumors that the Sacred Church of Blitzthreedee is considering a substantial reward for the discovery of Mr. Sibly’s whereabouts and his rescue. But no official statement about this has yet been forthcoming.
However, any private donations towards the organizing of the rescue party are very welcome and should be forwarded to the rescue committee.
An official MISSING PERSON statement has been released by the Southern Maxthreedee authorities that:
Mr. Mark Sibly has been reported missing.
Mr. Sibly was last seen on 27th September 2005, apparently getting ready to go on a bug-hunting safari in the jungles of Maxthreedee in the southern parts of New Zealand.
When he was last sighted he wore a safari hat, striped tee-shirt, khaki shorts and sandals.
Some observers said that he was armed with a front-loading pellet gun. But a close friend of Mr. Sibly’s said, he (Mr. Sibly) would never have gone on a safari without packing his 22 magnum water pistol with which he was a mean shot.
Officials said that they where very concerned about Mr. Sibly’s wellbeing since they have good reason to believe that Mr. Sibly was heading for the remote Gui plateaus in the vast Maxthreedee forests. In those wild uninhabited regions there still live the very dangerous man-eating super bugs of the species Bogus Computus.
Further the officials of the Maxthreedee regional government said that it is a rather reckless act even for an experienced bug hunter like Mr. Sibly to venture into those forests all alone without any further support.
Some local natives believe that the evil Xplatform spirits, which can drive even strong man insane, haunt the Gui plateau regions. They (the natives) are worried that those spirits are even more dangerous then the Bogus Computus.
However, the official regard this as some local superstition and would rather not mention it in public. (Because of the negative impact it might have on the local tourism industry.)
A close friend of Mr. Sibly’s (he insisted to stay anonymous) stated that his main concern is that Mr. S might run short in supply of B&P (Beer and Pizza) which is Mr. S’s staple food and of vital importance for Mr. S’s wellbeing. He (the anonymous friend of Mr. Sibly) recommends that a stock of B&P should be organised which could be airdropped by helicopter ones Mr. S’s location has been established.
Members of the Sacred Church of Blitzthreedee of which Mr. Sibly is the founder Patriarch, are very devastated over the disappearance of their leader. They are quite lost without His guiding hand and crave for the holy utterances of his wisdom.
In the meantime, the officials announced that they will organize a rescue safari for Mr. Sibly and also request that any person experienced in bug-hunting and with knowledge of the Maxthreedee jungles might come forward and join the rescue party. But they also emphasize that any participant joins this extremely dangerous undertaking at his/her own risk.
Furthermore any person with information which might lead to the discovery of the whereabouts and rescue of Mr. Sibly should furnish this information to the local authorities or post them to this website.
There are rumors that the Sacred Church of Blitzthreedee is considering a substantial reward for the discovery of Mr. Sibly’s whereabouts and his rescue. But no official statement about this has yet been forthcoming.
However, any private donations towards the organizing of the rescue party are very welcome and should be forwarded to the rescue committee.