Fortnightly Blitz Compo #10

My mum was just talking to me and she mentioned Ricky Gervais's book Flanimals. So the challenge is to design an animal that hasn't got any hope of survival. Here are two examples of his creations: http://www.swylie.com/2005/03/16/ricky-gervais-flanimals/

Rules:
- All entries must be created after the compo start date.
- Only 1 entry per user.
- Judges decision is final.
- Winner becomes judge and chooses competition type for next fortnight.
- Competition will last 2 weeks from starting date.
- All entries must be submitted before the deadline.
- Judge can't submit entry into own competition.

Art Compo #10 Flanimals:
- Create an animal with no chance of surviving
- Give a little caption explaining it

Start date:
Sunday, September 4th 18.52 GMT
End date:
Sunday, September 18th 18.52 GMT

Prize:
Honor

I think thats everything!

lol. Great choice of subject. :)

and extreemly hard task to, not shure i can solve this...hmm

pigasus is unable to survive because its wings get in the way of its piggy needs.

Flying pigs are the least existing thing: so it makes sense .
This interests me (A very good idea for he competition)..i have to do something...But will i?
With time running out, and only a day left to save the world..Er....enter a contest, pressure is building, and the plot, just about to unfold.

Hello.

This is the Nocturnal 'Eclipse' Lemur - It only hunts at night during an eclipse.



Goodbye.

Ok, my mum has been consulted. And she has declared the winner as...

...SoggyP (hmm, splitting the post didn't really have much effect)