One Pill Makes You Smaller

I tried to warn Sarge, but he doesn't listen...

OK. This isn't all that...but I made it in
Curvy3D and it took about 15 minutes in all
including tweaking the paintjob in PSP.
The biggest drawback right now in Curvy3D
is you can only save a paintjob for one object
at a time, not the whole model...(this particular
model happens to be one object)
But the programmer is working on that but hasn't said whether it will be in the basic or PRO version only...
Just FYI

Actually it goes:

One pill, makes you larger,
One pill, makes you small.
And the ones, that mother gives you,
don't do, anything, at aalll...
Go ask Alice.
When she's ten feet, taaallll...

And if, you go,
chasing rabbits,
and you know you're going to fall...
tell 'em a hookah,
smoking caterpillar,
has, given you, the calll...
to call Alice.
When she was just smaalll...

When the men on the Chess board,
get up and tell you where to go...
And you've just had some kind of mushroom,
And your mind is moving lowww...
Go ask Alice...
I think she'll know...
When logic, and proportion,
have fallen, sloppy dead...
And the the White Knight,
is talking backwards,
and the Red Queens'
Off with her head!
Remember!...
What the door mouse said...
Feed your head...
Feed your head.........

You need to use a larger size texture for your mushroom. The current one looks too "blocky". By increasing the size (and drawing in the changes) it will look smoother and curvier.